Nursing school zombie. So goddamn tired. Dean Winchester is bae for life. Aries, INTJ

 

life-imitates-art-far-more:

Luis Egidio Meléndez (1716-1780)
“Portrait of the Artist” (1746)
“Still Life with Pumpkins” (1765/1775)
Oil on canvas

Meléndez excelled in the art of drawing, as is celebrated in his self-portrait, depicting himself holding on of his pieces. Though he received little acclaim during his lifetime and died in poverty, Meléndez is recognized as the greatest Spanish still-life painter of the 18th century.  Remarkably, this self-portrait is the only known portrait by him.

initial-difficulties:

rubyreed:

Current mood: Lieutenant Dan.

When holidays arrive, I magically transform into Lieutenant Dan.

(Source: fuckyeah1990s)

of-sassgard:
“ mazarin221b:
“ weirdchristmas:
“ Frog Murder Christmas!
”
The Victorians were some strange-ass people.
”
This is the realist Christmas card I’ve ever seen.
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of-sassgard:

mazarin221b:

weirdchristmas:

Frog Murder Christmas!

The Victorians were some strange-ass people.

This is the realist Christmas card I’ve ever seen.

archiemcphee:

Every family has its own holiday traditions. Some families gather for a feast and gift exchange, some go out caroling or throw rocks at passing trains, and some probably take separate vacations. For the Keeling family in Los Angeles, Christmastime means making elaborate gingerbread models.This year the family spent two weeks working together to creating this incredibly detailed Gingerbread Overlook Hotel and Hedge Maze from The Shining.

“We worked on and off for about two weeks. My dad does all of the design from photos. We do one nearly every year - no duplicates.”

The entire diorama is made of gingerbread, icing, fondant, edible paper, Rice Krispies Treats, and different kinds of candy. The Overlook Hotel building measures nearly four feet long. Its exterior walls are covered with fondant and icing, the roof is covered with quinoa and powdered sugar, and the windows are made of melted Jolly Ranchers candies. The gingerbread hotel contains five different rooms, each depicting a scene from the movie, including the hallway in which the terrifying twins appear to little Danny Torrance, the walls of which are covered in wallpaper printed on edible paper:

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The movie’s iconic hedge maze is made of green Rice Krispies Treats and includes a gingerbread Jack Torrance, collapsed and frozen at the center:

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“And of course no gingerbread Overlook Hotel would be complete without the elevator spilling blood…” The blood was made using melted red Jolly Rancher candies. So clever!

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Click here to view the entire photo series for this outstanding project.

[via Reddit]

ladyknighttime asked
What's your favorite thing to bake during the holidays? (Also, I feel your pain baking injury-wisd. I have scars from baking shortbread this summer and apparently wearing too short of oven mitts.)

gallusrostromegalus:

prokopetz:

I have been specifically forbidden from baking my favourite things for the holidays. Last Christmas I prepared, like, rose spritz sandwich cookies with buttercream filling and chocolate brandy bundt cake and whatnot; I was thanked, then advised to stick to shortbread and brownies next time, as apparently the fancy stuff makes certain family members uncomfortable.

This sounds like the time to double the fuck down with like, idk a daqouise and tell Aunt Barbara to get on your level.